You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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