we're blogging at a bar
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
420 ftw
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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