did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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