jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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