I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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