That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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