I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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