Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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