Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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