You just made me feel so damn special
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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