One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
