one might say we're banned from that church
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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