ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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