I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
