Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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