I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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