butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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