i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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