We're like a lot better than the average bears
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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