Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
