He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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