she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
ttyl tear gas
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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