I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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