thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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