Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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