It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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