wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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