According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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