I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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