I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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