Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
They should really pass out barf bags in church
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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