I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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