so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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