People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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