But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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