We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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