i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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