I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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