we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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