Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Text me some of your sweat
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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