If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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