I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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