Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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