ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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