i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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