So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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