i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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