Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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