you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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