I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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