you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just high enough for therapy.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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