its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I need water and some morals
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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