Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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