So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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