Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
BRING THE BAGELS
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
