so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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